{"product_id":"retirement-not-my-problem-funny-handmade-greeting-card","title":"Retirement - 'Not My Problem' Funny Handmade Greeting Card","description":"Celebrate in Style with a Handmade Touch\n\n'Retirement can be easily summed up in four simple words...  not. my. problem. anymore.' funny handmade retirement greeting card.  Inside message is blank for personal message. The perfect way to bring a smile (and a chuckle) to this special accomplishment. Card measures 3.5 in. x 4.87 in. and the envelope measures 3.62 in. x 5.12 in.  Each card is individually wrapped with self-sealing cellophane bag.   Card holder inserts can be provided for spindle display upon request.   \n\n🎨 What Makes It Special?\n✔ Handcrafted with Love – Each card is uniquely designed with quality materials\n✔ Playful \u0026amp; Quirky Message – Perfect for lighthearted, fun-loving friendships\n✔ Premium Kraft Brown Cardstock – Durable and elegant, making it a keepsake-worthy gift\n✔ Blank Inside – Plenty of space for your personal message\n✔ Great for Friends with a Sense of Humor – Whether you’re the lightweight or the heavyweight in the friendship, this card is sure to be a hit!","brand":"by BellaBlue","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44229997690968,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0660\/9718\/4856\/files\/d34b7704322f9f8f614116dd79926494cdd32ee15f1d58e91f56e843eec80426.jpg?v=1781363486","url":"https:\/\/www.thesilverripple.com\/products\/retirement-not-my-problem-funny-handmade-greeting-card","provider":"THE SILVER RIPPLE","version":"1.0","type":"link"}